Enter the Bone Crusher — an unapologetically bold, modern interpretation of a timeless, functional tool, designed for the distinguished individual who appreciates craftsmanship, power, and just the right amount of rebellious flair.
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Built to Break Boundaries (and Bones)
Each Bone Crusher is crafted from the most rugged, high-performance materials available:
✔️ Heavy-Duty Axle Shafts, sprockets, gears, & DOM structural tubing salvaged from military-grade vehicles — war machines repurposed into precision-engineered, hand-held works of art.
✔️ Distressed Finish, shot-peened and stonewashed. Delivering the look, strength, and feel of an authentic battle-worn finish that speaks to resilience and style.
✔️ Ceramic Clearcoat Protection, ensuring your piece maintains its striking aesthetic while withstanding the test of time.
✔️ Premium Display Base, handcrafted from extremely rare old growth Madriado Burl — a stunning, rich-grained hardwood decades in the making that complements the industrial strength of the Bone Crusher with exotic elegance. No successful man’s desk is complete without a tool that says so much without a single spoken word.
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In a world where the most daring chefs turn to crushed bones as the last frontier of luxury cuisine… there’s only one heirloom quality functional art piece that will survive the zombie hordes to meet the needs of even the most elitist Bone Crusher! From refined bone marrow reductions to charred bone ash seasonings… bones — once discarded — can now grace the plates of the most exclusive post-apocalyptic restaurants on the planet.
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Three Sizes to Fit Your Taste
Whether you’re a collector, a high-stakes decision maker, or someone who simply appreciates bold statement pieces, the Bone Crusher is available in three perfectly balanced sizes:
• Bone Crusher Compact – 12”
• Bone Crusher Midsize – 14”
• Bone Crusher Heavy – 18”
Each model weighs approximately 4-5 lbs, making them substantial enough to command attention, yet refined enough to grace the desk, office, or display of any distinguished individual.
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Who’s It For?
✔️ The high-end chef who understands the real value of bone-crushing potential (in the kitchen of course).
✔️ The refined rebel who isn’t afraid to hoist the black flag — figuratively speaking.
✔️ The executive, entrepreneur, or collector who knows that conversation pieces shouldn’t just look impressive — they should exude the raw power and masculinity of battle ready art.
✔️ Anyone ready to own the most effective hand tool in the world for crushing bones — whether in the kitchen… or on display in your private collection.
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Disclaimer:
The Bone Crusher is sold as an art piece and functional culinary hand tool. Not intended for use as a weapon. But it’s nice to know it’s that tough, isn’t it? They are also individually hand made so every one is a bit different.
